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Tarot

CB, Client since 2016

"I feel like I can ask any questions without Patti judging me. I truly can say all my readings have been right on."

GS, Client since 2015

"Patti is amazing! She has been my go-to since the first time we met. Always spot on and will explain it all so it makes sense. Highly recommend her!"

EL, Client since 2019

"Patti is a gifted reader; compassionate, insightful, accurate and empathic. I definitely recommend her!"

  • What is the Tarot Tutor on Patreon? Also - what is Patreon?
    Patreon is an app that exists on iPhone or Android (and online - on their website - patreon.com) for creators, entrepreneurs, and small business owners to offer private membership programs. I offer a Patreon called the Tarot Tutor (formerly known as the Boozy Crew) to individuals looking to learn more about the cards and connect with one another. Inside the Patreon, you will find video lessons and content that teaches you how to connect with your own cards, and therefore, strengthen your own intuition. I highly recommend checking it out. Members of the Tarot Tutor on Patreon are also able to access swag and merch options not available to anyone outside the membership. Learn more here.
  • Who is the Tarot Tutor perfect for?
    Anyone seeking to learn more about the cards! Beginners are extremely welcome - and if you consider yourself a non-beginner, but "rusty" about your Tarot knowledge, the Tarot Tutor on Patreon could be your comeback story. Come check us out.
  • What is the Boozy Tarot® group on Facebook?
    It's only the fiercest, most loyal tarot group on the planet! Welcome to Boozy Tarot® where we toast each other, read cards, and most of all - laugh, because laughter is healing. Here's how it works: every week, there's a theme (because that's just FUN, damn it!) I set the timer, and when it goes off, we drink (whether it's tea, water, or wine -- or anything in between.) I pull cards and they may be right on or full of shit - it all depends on their mood. Would you like a reading? If so, tell me in the comments. Don't want a reading but just want to lurk like a creepy stalker? That's fine, too. Visit the Boozy Tarot® Group on Facebook!
  • What should you expect from a private reading?
    When you book a session with me, I strive to create a sacred space where we can have a genuine dialogue. I will ask you questions at times during your reading; this will help us connect and will allow us to get right to the heart of the matter. The cards aren't used to predict an outcome but rather to help you navigate your choices. This should be a calm, empowering experience for you. Feel free to have a list of questions or topics ready or we can just see where the cards take us. (Please note: I will not answer "Is my partner cheating on me?" If you have to ask, there's bigger work to be done beyond the cards. Additionally, if you have financial questions, please make sure you can pay your bills first. That is more important than a tarot reading.)
  • How are readings conducted?
    Readings are done via Zoom. If you are local and are looking for an in-person reading, I am at New Insights Boutique in Sandy Hook, CT at least once a month. Contact me for availability.
  • How do online readings work?
    Upon booking, you will be emailed a Zoom link for our session. Please use this link to log on at the time specified.
  • I'm in crisis. Can you help?
    Tarot readings should never be your first line of defense. If you're experiencing severe depression, anxiety or grief, please seek a medical professional before incorporating tarot into your protocol. Readings are not a replacement for licensed healthcare or legal advice. If you are in crisis, call National Suicide Prevention Hotline: (800) 273-8255 or contact the Crisis Hotline: text HOME to 741741.
  • I want to use a gift card! What do I do?
    Gift cards purchased through this website should have a redeemable code on them you can redeem during checkout. Gift cards are not redeemable toward the Tarot Tutor membership on Patreon. If you are redeeming a gift card and have any issues, contact me.
  • What is the cancellation policy for private readings?
    Please do not cancel your reading. Should you need to cancel or reschedule, please notify me as soon as possible. No-shows will not be refunded. Please be mindful of your appointment time as I often have another reading immediately after. If you are more than 15 minutes late, I will consider the reading cancelled.
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a comprehensive review from one of my clients:

"Patti isn't what you imagine when you think of your typical Tarot reader.

She is a widely published author, a journalist, and an editor. Her work has been featured in a variety of publications, including the Boston Globe and Wine Spectator.

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Nevertheless, she has also been gifted with the ability to connect with your energy and provide invaluable information to guide your path. A session with her will steer your internal compass to elevate you into reaching the highest potential of your power to create changes in your life.

 

Today I experienced a reading with her.

She is the type of reader you want when you are seeking a professional, stable force that takes away all anxiety around this art. I have had Tarot readings in the past, many of them, and I always get this little flutter of nervous hesitation before the session begins.

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There was none of that here. Her presence inspires instant relaxation and camaraderie. Just the sound of her voice lulls you into a space of sublime comfort.

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'Do you have any questions? Anything in particular you'd like to focus on?' she asked.

'Maybe I should focus on my love life, since I'm scared to ask about work. If the cards tell me I'm out of work until December, I'm going to lose it,' I answered.

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She shuffled the cards, took some time to "cleanse" them, and I felt myself melting. Her energy is so stable, so serene, that it resonated right though the computer screen. I'm a control freak, normally, and have a hard time letting go and having someone take over without asking a million questions. It is rare for me to release the reins and let someone else guide the session, but before she even laid down the first card, I had a profound sense of simply being taken care of. I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that she would give me exactly what I needed to hear and know.

 

As she pulled cards for me, I noticed something quite unique about the session: Her cards have life. They have a personality. I have never met anyone who was able to make the cards "speak" with such clear and defined voices. As she explained the meanings of each card, it was like speaking to various parts of my psyche.

 

I found myself nodding, transfixed, as the messages poured forth. It was the perfect mix of validating info to establish that the cards had hit the mark, and future-based insights to point me toward specific decisions that need to be made.

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There is something almost hypnotic about her sessions. The connections are deep and beautiful; not just the connection between reader and participant, but also between the participant and the cards themselves. Those cards become your trusted, magical friends once she touches them. They are indisputable, yet kind. Everything I learned eased my mind and brought me solace in a tough time.

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I left the session both hopeful and ready. I know that I have some issues to take care of, and now I have what I need to fix what needs to be fixed. So incredibly powerful."

Code of Ethics

  • An important note about A.I.: My readings come straight from me. I do NOT employ the use of AI to generate readings.

  • I will serve the best interests of my clients.

  • I am not a doctor, therapist, financial or legal advisor. Any information or advice you receive is not meant to replace that of a qualified professional.

  • My rates are completely transparent. I will never try to upsell you or add minutes.I will never solicit you to get a reading. 

  • I will tell you what I see in the cards, and will conduct all readings with openness and honesty.

  • I will not read third parties (i.e. “What is he/she up to?”).

  • I treat all clients with respect, regardless of age, race, religion, gender or sexual preference. My readings are non-judgmental.

  • I will keep our meeting confidential.

  • I respect the client’s right to terminate the reading at any time.

  • I reserve the right to refuse to do a reading that goes against my code of ethics.

  • If you don’t feel that I’m a fit for you, I will respect that decision and will try to recommend others that might be a better match.

  • I do not offer lottery numbers, remove spells or curses or do Twin Flame readings. 

  • I will not answer the following: "Is my partner cheating?" "Am I or will I get pregnant?" "Do I have (insert illness or disease)?" 

  • I believe Tarot is a tool for guidance and insight and offers a probable outcome. Nothing is set in stone. You are solely responsible for the decisions you make.

  • I strive to empower, bring guidance and offer a sense of hope.

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